catchymemes:

kineticpenguin:

bowsersforeskin:

:

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

maple-and-pie:

I love this Giraffe

chikuto:

a-real-human-person-not-fake:

maestrosmassacre:

verthanthi:

bromantically:

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

*minimizes word document and stands up*

My body:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots: